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Title: The Art of War (and Banana Puree)
Rating: G
Genre: Tense domestic fluff, (lightly sprinkled with crack?).
Characters: Jane, Mrs Jane, Baby Jane.
Warnings: None required.
Disclaimer: Written for fun, not for profit.
Summary: Patrick Jane isn’t the only member of his family to earn a living in a less than ethical fashion. Arguments in the Jane household aren’t quite like those of other families.
Notes: I didn’t mean to write this. At all. I'm blaming this one on
pensive1. It sprung from a throwaway crack theory joke about Mrs Jane’s background.
And I had to name Mrs Jane and Baby Jane, because I couldn’t quite pull off a narrative from the inside of Jane’s head whilst calling them wife and child.
Word Count: 1131
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Rating: G
Genre: Tense domestic fluff, (lightly sprinkled with crack?).
Characters: Jane, Mrs Jane, Baby Jane.
Warnings: None required.
Disclaimer: Written for fun, not for profit.
Summary: Patrick Jane isn’t the only member of his family to earn a living in a less than ethical fashion. Arguments in the Jane household aren’t quite like those of other families.
Notes: I didn’t mean to write this. At all. I'm blaming this one on
pensive1. It sprung from a throwaway crack theory joke about Mrs Jane’s background. And I had to name Mrs Jane and Baby Jane, because I couldn’t quite pull off a narrative from the inside of Jane’s head whilst calling them wife and child.
Word Count: 1131
( Click for fic )
