I adore you ever so much for:
Do you ever stop to wonder why men rule the world Gisborne? We’re so delightfully stupid like this.
and
Guy had a sudden moment of terror.
“Hood, if that was a declaration of love, I’m throwing you out that window.”
and quite a lot more than that.

I made myself save this a bit, because there aren't enough people writing this pairing in a way that doesn't make me want to gouge out my eyes with a spork. So thank you, and please write more soon!